At first I’m like…
But then…a true HULK SMASH is in order!!
I’m launching a campaign to abolish all “EPIC FAIL MONDAYS”! Whose with me?! 😀
I manage to make it to class to take my quiz only to realize I was better off staying in bed at home! All I could think during this damn thing was…
Bravo professor…that quiz was quite diabolical!!
Today’s Score: Prof=1, Vitamin Ray=0
HAPPY FREAKING MONDAY WORLD!!!
And what I WISH I could say to the neighborhood kids whose screams of laughter and play flood through my window as I’m trying to take my nap…
(P.S. even though I want to silence their screams forever, they are pretty darn cute rolling around in the grass. 🙂 )
WHEEWW!! I’m telling you America…that was one HELL of a week!!
This week was a week of many firsts:
All in all folks…I dodged a lot of close calls. Cheers to a mellow weekend and hoping next week is a little less crazy and novel. Sometimes the “same ol’ same ol'” can be quite refreshing and comforting then handling all the new.
P.S. Mad thanks to all my new visitors to the page this week. Your patronage is much appreciated. You guys keep my light glowing. I also love my veterans too!!
Stay tuned for your next dose of Vitamin Ray!
Today I completed my first male genitourinary exam. Prior to the exam, I felt nervous but just knew I’d leave the exam feeling like this…
RUDE AWAKENING! While I did a great job for my first exam, I actually felt more like this afterward…
It was a mixed bag of emotions and confusion. The exam itself I think is awkward and weird in and of itself. I mean, there is just nothing glamorous or amazing about sticking your finger up a man’s butt!
In fact, this whole week challenged my personal boundaries. That’s another lesson we learn in med school: overcome your issues with personal space and physical touch. It’s NOT easy!! You understand what you’re doing and why, but it still takes time to emotionally cope. Everyday is a working progress. Thank goodness for wine…and on that note…
On a weekly basis, I find myself exercising the utmost control to refrain from utilizing brute physical force on my colleagues. Some people just have no CLUE how close they come to crossing the line that can truly make a person “go postal.” Luckily, I do A LOT of yoga and meditation to keep myself cool, calm, and collected.
But last week America, a couple of those dum dums crossed the line!
My reaction was this…
HOWEVER, what I really thought about doing was this…
Warning to the public…beware of pissing off people who are “burnt-out” or “Wayne Brady will choke a b*tch!”
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HURTS MY FEELINGS!!! Somebody let me out of heerrrreeeeeeee!!!!